Calling Poets and Songwriters...

I think we need a Latitude team song... and I having trouble getting Queen's "We will rock you" (read, we will DROP you!) out of my mind.

So the contest is.... write bicycle racing lyrics to the tune. Keep it simple so we can remember some of the words after drinking heavily.

Hint? See
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/q/queen/we+will+rock+you_20112546.html